Friday, November 2, 2018

The Haunting of Hill House (Netflix) Review


Given how it was just recently the season of Halloween, I decided I was in the mood to watch some scary shows/movies, so when I saw there was a massive crowd of praise following The Haunting of Hill House, I thought it was worth checking out. I get scared quite easily, yet I enjoy the horror genre given how it always produces the strongest visceral reactions from me. I thought I could handle the horror from this show; I was wrong. This show is terrifying in the best way possible. After one particular episode, which I regrettably watched before bed, I couldn’t turn off my lamp until I watched funny vine compilations and cat videos. It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can confront the horror, you’re in for a mostly-well executed story about broken family relationships, loss, and regret. However, this show is far from perfect, but the first six or so episodes are some of the finest television I've seen this year, and even the last few episodes still have stellar moments despite their faults.

Note: this show is actually based on a novel fyi, which I didn’t read, so I have no bias (though after this show, I'm compelled to read it sometime in the future). Also, SPOILER WARNING!

A Broken Family


The story follows the lives of five siblings who all suffered from horrific hauntings at the mansion of Hill House when they were all young children living with their parents, Hugh and Olivia. The catastrophic terror resulted in the children fleeing the house with Hugh and causing Olivia's "suicide." Long after they escape the house and the siblings are all full grown adults, the youngest sister, Nelle, returns to the forlorn house after being viciously haunted by a “Bent-Neck Lady.” She is found dead at the house, and it’s presumed she also killed herself. As the siblings try to cope with her unexpected death and try to make sense of it, the ghosts and memories of their pasts come back to plague them and are mixed in with their own present-day terrors. Tragically, the family just can't seem to stay in one room together without breaking out into a fight every other minute for a plethora of reasons.

Steven

The oldest sibling, who is “the most successful” out of all the siblings. He is a horror-nonfiction writer, and his most popular published work that jumpstarts his career is about the incidents he and his family underwent at Hill House. Though Steven’s career is built out of real horror, he doesn’t believe in the supernatural, and often dismisses people’s claims of seeing ghosts and instead insists they're all mentally ill in some way. He even believes the events of Hill House were all part of a mental illusion and that his family imagined the whole thing. Despite his success, he is currently going through a rough patch in life as he prioritizes his career over his family, and as result he doesn’t see his siblings as much and is kicked out of his house by his wife (which we later find out is actually about something gravely important, which I'll bring up later). Additionally, most of his siblings have a problem with how he used their trauma as a means of getting rich. As for his father, he holds a grudge against him for never explaining the truth about what happened that dreaded night at Hill House where they all fled without Olivia, and he blames Hugh for letting their family's "mental illness" go untreated.

Honestly, besides the spooks, this show is mostly all about how many times each character can shit on Steven lol (and I'm here for all of it because it's well-deserved):


Shirley (It's hard not to refer her as Esme tbh, thanks Twilight)

Second eldest and oldest sister. She's a perfectionist and runs a funeral home with her husband and lives in the establishment with her family. After her mother's death at Hill House, she was terrified of seeing her dead and broken body, however, she develops an admiration for funerary work after she sees how perfectly put together and restored her mother's corpse is, hence her current job as a mortician (I've always found the custom of showing an open casket creepy and unnerving, but then again I also don't like the idea of someone preparing and plugging my dead corpse and letting it rot underground, just burn me and be done with it). After Nelle dies, she decides to prepare her sister's body for the funeral herself. She resents Steven for making a career out of their suffering and refuses to take any "blood money" from him, however, her business is in a dire state, and she discovers that her husband took money from Steven to save the business. To make matters worse, she catches her husband and Theo seemingly having an affair. As it turns out however, her husband was trying to push Theo away, and it's later revealed that Shirley is the real adulterer (lol trust me, I'll get there in a minute because it's so random and ridiculous).

Theo

Theodora, Theo for short, is the middle sibling and has unique abilities. She is psychic in the way that she is very sensitive to people's touch and other objects that hold history, so she wears gloves and only takes them off when she purposely wants to figure out people's feelings/past memories. This psychic ability causes her much distress as it also aids her in her job as a child psychologist. As a result, she's quite distant from others and is particular about who can get close to her. Nonetheless, that doesn't stop her from living her best gay life and being sassy as hell. Underneath her tough rugged attitude, she's deeply compassionate. She lives in Shirley's guest house, but her relationship with her sister gets soiled when she admits that she took Steven's money to get her Ph.D and made a move on Shirley's husband. After Nelle's death, she grieves in anger, mad how Nelle's suicide is causing them all so much pain, but she uses her ability and touches Nelle's corpse to only end up feeling nothing, which carries on its effect quite literally, and Theo only begins to feel again after experiencing deep shame for betraying Shirley.

Luke

Nelle's twin brother. Because of the strong tie he has with Nelle, they're able to sense each other's emotions and physical ailments. Besides her, Luke sees many horrors compared to his other siblings. He sees a ghost of a tall old man with a cain and top-hat who floats, and he constantly tells the others about a little girl he sees in the house. No one believes him, save for Nelle. Fast forward to his adult life; he's an addict struggling to get clean. He loses most of his siblings' trust after he steals from them and constantly breaks out of rehab. After some time, he's able to remain 90 days clean (I wonder if 90 is significant here given how he's also older than Nelle by 90 seconds), the longest he's ever been clean, but on the night of his sister's death, one of his friends breaks out from the rehab center, and he tries to get her back, but unfortunately she steals his money and he gets mugged after. Though he doesn't quickly realize Nelle's passing, he feels ill and extremely cold (undergoing rigor mortis) ; he knows for sure that Nelle didn't die by suicide. When he rejoins his family for her funeral, no one believes him, except for his father, though everyone thinks he has lost his mind. When he comes to the conclusion that Hill House is responsible for Nelle's murder, he takes it upon himself to try and burn the house down.

Nelle

Ever since Hill House, she has been terrorized by the house. Next to her mother, Nelle is the second-most abused victim of the house as she often disappears from plain sight by the consuming forces of the house, and she is continuously visited by the Bent-Neck Lady. She suffers from sleep paralyses, being unable to move well after she wakes up. After escaping the house, the hauntings stop for a while and she lives a generally normal happy life despite her sleeping issues. She marries a sleep technician, but he dies in front of her one night during one of her paralysis episodes due to an "aneurysm," and Nelle starts seeing the Bent-Neck Lady once again. Progressively as the hauntings get worse, Nelle falls into a deep depression and feels alone in her torture. In order to overcome her fear and move on, she returns to Hill House (only white people would do this), however, she is tricked to go inside, seeing her family and husband altogether happily. She is blindly led up a staircase where a noose is placed around her neck. The evil in the house in the shape of her mother pushes her off the stairs, and she dies, with the noose breaking her neck. As she dies, she realizes that she herself was the Bent-Neck Lady all along, and she travels across time as that very same ghostly figure that has haunted her life.

The Parents

Happily married, Hugh and Olivia are house flippers, and they take residence in Hill House with their kids one summer in hopes of polishing the house and selling it for a better price. They obviously get more than what they bargained for as the house terrorizes Olivia to madness. Hugh dismisses all his family's claims of seeing ghosts, passing them off as their childish imaginations and degrading mental attitude in the case of his wife. When it gets to be too much for her, the couple agree that she should take some time away from the house, however, she returns unannounced one night and is able to get into the infamous red room, which throughout the most of their time there remains "locked." Hugh finds her there with Nelle, Luke, and the poisoned corpse of the young girl Luke had been seeing. Turns out they were having a tea party, though Olivia (in her madness) had poured rat poison. Fearing for his children's lives, he takes them away from the house and leaves Olivia behind. During his absence, Olivia, compelled by Poppy Hill's ghost, jumps off the balcony in the library to "wake up," and she dies, but her ghost remains trapped eternally in the house.

Hugh returns to the house and finds her body, and the Dudleys (the housekeepers) show up looking for their daughter, which ends up being Luke's poisoned friend. The Dudleys had known the house was haunted and sheltered their daughter from Hill House to protect her. Hugh proposes to burn the house, but the Dudleys insist that he should leave it alone and just ensure nobody else gets consumed by it. He does just that and send his kids to live with their aunt. Hugh refuses to ever tell his children the full details of that night with the children, and they are raised by their aunt for the remainder of their childhood. As a result, the Olivia's ghost haunts him (it's more of a trick of his mind though instead of her literal ghost), though luckily she is her normal self and not whatever the house forced her to be. His biggest regret is distancing himself from them and it pains him how he can't easily open up about Hill House, but nonetheless, he still clearly loves his children.

The Spoopy Spooks


Granted that I'm a bitch ass wimp when it comes to scares, I still get annoyed when horror is nothing but jumpscares. There has to be more than that to invoke absolute fear; that's why it's important to create and uphold tension, and this show does that marvelously in the most subtle ways. It has its jumpscares, but they're perfectly placed within the story. Most of the scares happen during the flashbacks in Hill House, however, the house seeps its way into the family's lives in the present. Every time the story goes back to the present day, I breathe a sigh of relief, but that comfort doesn't last for long as the scares progressively follow you more into present as the siblings' lives are turned upside down after Nelle's death. The closer they get to the truth, the more dangerous it seems to get.

One of my favorite elements in the show is how it'll try to scare you without making it obvious by putting the scares in the background. Every now and then you'll notice ghost and statues in the house in different positions, but they are never the focus of the scene. Episode 6 uses the creative technique of a rotating camera that hardly makes any cutaways for the whole episode. The scare that got me the most was seeing Nelle's Bent-Neck Lady ghost standing behind her family as they look at her casket. It's easy to miss her if you're paying attention to the siblings and their father conversing with each other in the foreground, but when you do see her in the middle of a calm setting, the peaceful atmosphere is immediately broken, and from hereon-out, my guard was up as I was constantly looking for any ghosts lurking in the background.

The Bad Stuff


While the scares and tension are skillfully harrowing, the writing starts to wane at around the last four episodes. Up until then, I have enjoyed being immersed in each of the siblings' stories and the mysterious forces of Hill House, but in effort to write a bittersweet ending, the writing neglects its female cast. As Hugh and Steven go after Luke in Hill House, they are made to be the saviors of this tale. Luke, despite his recklessness, is meant to be praised for recognizing the paranormal forces that killed Nelle and Olivia, and for making the effort to avenge his family by fighting the house. Hugh is the tragic figure, finally seeing the light by telling Stephen the truth, which in turn makes his son finally come to terms with the ghosts. Hugh kills himself at the house to take his children's place and look after Olivia and Nelle. He places the burden of keeping people away from the house and protecting his family on Stephen, but it sucks that he's instructed to not tell his siblings about Hugh's sacrifice till after they've long escaped the house.

The men becoming the redeemed tragic heroes in itself isn't a bad thing, however, it comes at the cost of the women as they basically do nothing and become mere observers to the house's terror in the end. Shirley and Theo get into it while they decide to go after their brothers and dad, and Theo has this long monologue about how she felt nothing. Mind you, it's a beautiful monologue that delves into what grief can do to a person, but it amounts to nothing, ironically, because the development of these female characters comes to a full stop afterwards. As for Shirley, we get this oddly-placed subplot where she is seen having an affair long ago at a bar after a work conference, and this is all to demonstrate how she isn't "perfect." It does jack shit to the story. If anything, it was probably there to makes us, the audience, throw daggers at her to get her even with her husband (insert eye-roll); though we honestly didn't need this scene to prove her imperfection because the lady is anxious as hell to begin with and holds grudges like it's no one's business, making her affair even more pointless. Even Nelle's last act of heroism where she saves her siblings from being trapped in house-induced horrors is trumped by Hugh's sacrifice.


Back to Stephen, I wanted to like him, and the show tries to push us to like him given his "redemption," but I simply couldn't care for him that much by the end given how for the majority of the series he's seen as a dismissive dick. He has the least interesting development compared to the other characters, so much so that his wife, meant to be a supporting role for him, is immensely more compelling than he is given how she's betrayed by her own husband. He has a stick so far up his ass about the whole mental-illness conspiracy that he got a vasectomy to ensure he would never have children suffering from those ailments, yet he married his wife anyway while omitting his vasectomy knowing full-well she wanted children. That alone makes his crimes much worse than simply refusing to believe in ghosts because it makes him even more of a selfish asshole. Granted we knew he was selfish when he was willing to exploit his family's suffering for some bucks, but his lie to his wife paints a much darker portrait of him than any of the horrors in the story. For as much as the first 5-6 episodes set up the importance of each sibling, the power dynamics shift, making Stephen more of an overshadowing protagonist and putting him at the forefront on a lonely pedestal for becoming the "good older brother." I just feel like his redemption comes too little too late after everything that's happened, and it's odd how quickly everything is tied up, forgiven, and fixed into a neat little bow, contradicting the show's message of not being able to fix everything that is broken.

Anyway, so Stephen, Shirley, Theo, and Luke all get a happy ending, which is fine and dandy. And I'll admit it, I shed a few tears, especially when the Dudleys, old and gray, return to the house to die there and be with their daughters for all eternity. It was also nice seeing Luke celebrating his 2-years clean and Theo moving out of Shirley's guesthouse and ending up with the girl from the club. But all their success in the end gets a sour taste when you realize the heroes in this series are the men, and the only two victims of the family are vulnerable women failed by the men in their lives, leaving the other two women as bystanders (Also, Stephen's wife ends up pregnant and happy with him, which in my opinion is too easy of a solution for him, talk about lazy Gary Stu writing).

Not to mention the ending feels a little like a repeat of American Horror Story: Murder House in how Hill House becomes a coop for tragic ghost families to reunite, which is supposed to make it a little better than an all-consuming and hellish "stomach" it was originally made out to be. It just feels weird and nonsensical that the grand evil in the house, that was clever enough to lure its prey with the Red Room by becoming havens for the soon-to-be victims, is all the sudden mitigated and downplayed by these tragic figures and made to be a comfortable home after death.

To end my critique, it's also curious how this "evil", primarily manifested in the feminine shape of Poppy and Olivia, is only quelled when the patriarch decides to stay in the house to contain this female rage.

In Short

I do think The Haunting of Hill House is still a fine piece of work and quite honestly one of best Netflix series this year. It's still worth the watch if you want to see some skillfully-composed horror and good camera work, but it falls short in the end by throwing all the glory to the woeful and pained men (We all really know Theo and Shirley are better at kicking ass anyway, or punching boobs. And in fairness, I can't help but love Luke.). And it's certainly a show I wouldn't mind revisiting later on. But we should see this show as a calling sign and dire need for more lead women writers, especially in works that involve female leads.

Female contribution is great, but damn do we need more than the crumbs of 1-2 episodes.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Caffeine for Nerds' 2018 In Review (so far) | Games

Back on my shitty photoshop bullshit lmao.

2018 kind of felt like a dry spell for games, to me personally anyway, but every other month along came titles that have me obsessed, and they each warrant some attention. It's also quite telling how all the games on this list are PlayStation exclusives. The games in this review qualify as good entries to mark the end of a successful and spectacular chapter in gaming for the PS4.

Note: It's impossible to mention every single game from the whole year, and this review is in no way a reflection of the opinions of a collective whole. This list strictly has games that happen to appeal to my tastes; not all games, no matter how acclaimed they are, are everyone's cup of coffee, and that's okay. Also, the games are listed in chronological order according to their release date. That being said, let's begin.

SPOILER WARNING!

Saturday, October 14, 2017

(It's Not) A Happy Ending | Rage of Bahamut Virgin Soul Episode 24/Finale Review/Rant

Lol excuse my ugly handwriting on the grave, though I do try to be better with my calligraphy.

First off, I'd like to apologize for posting this weeks after the finale, but I've been bombarded with irl work, and it goes without saying that I had to prioritize that over this silly anime. Anyway...

This is it. We've finally arrived at the ending of Virgin Soul, and boy is it complete A-S-S.

Before we dive into hell again, let me play you a song that describes the show for me. Pay close attention to the lyrics because it really captures the essence of Virgin Soul (the orphans and "plot that's not quite awful" parts maybe not so much, but you get the gist):



With that out of the way, please turn your attention to my previous writings for Shingeki no Bahamut if you haven't done so already:
If you've followed me throughout my small journey with this anime, then it's probably safe to assume that we were all expecting this finale to go to shit, which it did, but it took "shit" and turned it into the biggest, jurassic mound of Indominus-rex feces there ever was. I'm astounded, and infinitely more disgusted than I was before with Virgin Soul, but at least I was able to laugh throughout the entire episode because even in its own bizarre, fictitious world, this finale lacked any sort of common sense to the point where it all turns into a big fucking joke. Surely the writer must be in on their own joke because I refuse to believe that any sane person with a brain (and a paid "professional" scriptwriter, mind you) can write something that stupid and dense, and call it a serious narrative work. A caveman could've written this episode and it would've been more intriguing. For fuck's sake, I've read tons of poorly-written fanfiction and they're all immensely better than this garbage.

The only way this ending starts to become palpable is if you unconditionally like Charioce and/or Nina, and frankly I'm not attached to those characters, so consider yourself warned because if you're not prepared or open to read criticism on them, then this review is not for you. I would rather avoid the whole situation of people feeling personally offended when I'm criticizing the argument presented by the writer, not the people who support it.

I might not address every little thing wrong with the episode and season overall because there is A LOT to address (not to mention the review would get repetitive since I've constantly described everything wrong with Virgin Soul on previous posts); it's overwhelming to tackle, and I'm tired.

Let's just get this over with.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The Good News Is... The Bad News Is... | Rage of Bahamut Virgin Soul Episode 23 Review

I tried harder with this header compared to the last SnB review lol.
If you read my title for this review, then you've probably guessed that "the good news is... the bad news is..." describes what Episode 23 of Virgin Soul is. Good shit happens, and so does bad shit, especially considering that we're still riding the irredeemable and ghastly wave of Episode 22. At the very least, I can confidently state that this episode is certainly much better, and if we can pretend that Episode 22 never existed, then 23 would've been a decent episode. But alas, Episode 22 does exist, and it left some nasty scars that murdered the narrative, which in turn ruins some of the merits moving forward.

If you haven't read my previous metas/reviews for Rage of Bahamut, please check them out because I explain things there that I won't touch on too much here, so it's important to be caught up on all the context in order to fully understand this review.
With that out of the way, let's get started.

Spoiler Warning! 

Friday, September 22, 2017

IT (2017) | First Impressions


This isn't really something I would call a "review" because in order for me write a proper review, I would have to constantly watch and analyze a work carefully in order to make accurate points, and I really don't have enough money nor the desire to watch the same movie repeatedly in theaters (Star Wars is the exception). Nevertheless, after watching the film for the first time over the weekend, I feel like IT deserves to be written about because it's now the highest September box-office ever, and overall it's a good horror movie.

So here are my first impressions of IT, take them for what you will.

Note: IT is a rated R film for intense scares, gore, violence, and all sorts of mature shit, so be warned because I will be writing about this heavy-handed stuff (plus I'll have some creepy shots from the film). Also, spoiler warning.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

(Not So) Cool Motive, Still Murder | Rage of Bahamut Virgin Soul Episode 22 Review/Rant

Excuse the shitty header, I literally photoshopped this in 2 minutes.

Well, I didn't expect to write anything so soon after I had just written my Rage of Bahamut Virgin Soul review a few days ago, and if I were to write anything more for the show, I thought I would do it until after the season ended, but after watching Episode 22....

I'm livid, but not surprised because the writers of Virgin Soul have proven to suck ass on multiple occasions. However, they fucked up ROYALLY with this recent episode. I could very well just not write this and be happy with life, but the mistakes that are made in this episode are so obtuse that I simply can't ignore them. 

To save some time, please read my last Rage of Bahamut review so that you can understand my perspective on this show. There I also explain some of the motives and flaws that Charioce and Nina have, and this episode flat out confirmed all my criticisms.

So be warned, because I'm going to rip this episode apart. In a way, this will be cathartic for me by the time I'm done, but I'm disappointed that I was driven to this point to begin with. 

With all that said, this is by far the shittiest Rage of Bahamut episode ever, not just for this season.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Upcoming 2017 Movies on My Radar

Just a little side note before I disappoint you: Thor Ragnarok isn't mentioned on here (sorry). 

2017 has proven to be a great year so far for movies. We've had Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk (a 2-hour non-stop panic attack, but that is equally as good to watch), a new and light-hearted Peter Parker with Spider-Man Homecoming, the amazing female-led Wonder Woman, and the lovely and nostalgic live-action remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. That alone makes 2017 a successful year, but it's bound to get even better.

So without further ado, here's my list of upcoming 2017 movies that I'm interested in seeing in theaters.

Note: Not all of my choices are necessarily "nerdy", but they have me hyped enough that I believe they are worth mentioning. They are listed in chronological order based on when they'll be released in theaters.